This email last week totally threw me:
Now, forgive me for wondering what AT&T was doing in Angola, especially because the African country is one of the most unstable places on the planet.
Oh wait, they meant Angola,
Indiana?! My bad, forgive me for thinking globally instead of locally. Except that Angola, Indiana isn't anywhere near local - in fact, it's more than 2200 miles away. So remind me again why I got this email?
Maybe that's why I keep getting dropped calls, AT&T thinks I'm in Angola.
#fail